O How the Mighty have Fallen!!

O how the mighty fallen. How the mighty have fallen in the midst of biking home from the pub, the mighty and conscientious man of righteousness and road safety.

O Sean, thou wast booked in thine own street; in the land of The Hague, and though a sworn officer in the land of Van Dieman, his own country, this could not protect him from his enemies, from falling by the hands of De Nederlandse Politieorganisatie. He who had been so vigilant and wary, and yet he fell. I am distressed for thee my dear husband Sean but Geez everybody knows you get booked by the cops for €35 if your bicycle lights aren’t working at night!